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作者: 天使魔鬼    时间: 2008-1-2 13:45
标题: Today is the first day of the rest of your life ! live it to the full
<p>This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify. <br/>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.&nbsp; But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! </p><p>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? </p><p><br/>The correct answer is:&nbsp; </p><p><strong>Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.&nbsp;&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>This question tested whether you tend to do simple things </strong></p><p><strong>In an overly complicated way. </strong></p><p><br/>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?<br/>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, </p><p>ut in the elephant, </p><p>And close the<br/>Refrigerator?<br/>Wrong Answer.</p><p><strong>Correct Answer:&nbsp; Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, </strong></p><p><strong>ut in the elephant and close the door.&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.</strong>
& f. _7 g1 X7 k/ e9 m6 F: a: J        </p><p><br/>3.&nbsp; The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. </p><p>Which animal does not attend?</p><p><strong>Correct Answer:&nbsp; The Elephant.<br/>The elephant is in the refrigerator.&nbsp;&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>You just put him in there.&nbsp; </strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp;</strong></p><p><strong>This tested your memory.</strong></p><p><br/>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, </p><p>You still have one more chance to show your true abilities. </p><p><br/>4.&nbsp; There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage? </p><p><strong>Correct Answer:&nbsp; You jump into the river and swim across. </strong></p><p><strong>Have you not been listening? </strong></p><p><strong>All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.</strong>
1 e% u4 E8 Z6 o  T5 ?; ]6 m9 _        </p><p>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. </p><p></p><p><br/>Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..</p><p>S: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good. <br/></p>

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