中国式的english

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1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
3 |! O5 A* C, L6 Y  \/ I3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  
8 T+ t, A) f4 `: S0 h# N1 k+ b2 d1 P4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！
   你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此  
2 m( F+ ]+ Z/ B! @' H  l7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...  
' J; y: U/ Z, s, S4 }9．WATCH SISTER 表妹  
1 x- s% Q) `7 r0 Y4 f1 {4 l( _1 w10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！
/ Q: @9 Y8 @1 M9 j" o& t/ c+ E   龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放  
1 x; I$ l$ O3 s) V14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过  
( ^# S' ?' _. r! ^% s$ ^$ c15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!  
   小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?  
   小明：I am sorry five!  
$ w- T$ N, X$ P$ C0 D( y6 `* ~& e16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  
5 Q: _* \* ~/ M. ?$ ?. P- O7 @  w   要钱没有，要命一条  
& G  `( g' G% u17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。  
) T/ H# c9 S* D$ o1 F- j+ K18．you have two down son。你有两下儿
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xiaoyue888

笑屎我了

leiszwqz

哈~这样的翻译太闹心了
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