中国式的english

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1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！
   你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  
) J/ m1 h; @1 F3 I9 Q- r5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此  
( A2 B- o  L4 u3 S/ \: z/ X! w7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...  
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！
% Y) M. f% ~. ?   龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！  
9 t2 ]& ^- w/ N11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述  
5 I; _/ F5 M% s  W, C13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放  
% ]* b1 J5 i& N" U; V8 b6 ~/ R14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过  
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!  
( x5 `9 R9 V, k1 D4 {; h+ Q% {: `   小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?  
   小明：I am sorry five!  
7 m, J  k# ?9 H! k16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  
5 [) k$ b. o1 T2 K   要钱没有，要命一条  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。  
" g: K* X* M* S9 _, W18．you have two down son。你有两下儿


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xiaoyue888

笑屎我了

leiszwqz

哈~这样的翻译太闹心了
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