中国式的english

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1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  
4 |# Q! P  h+ X4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！
: F$ @2 ]- s9 A  e  i3 [4 z   你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  
1 h- f4 m7 y: O5 c1 r5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此  
7 {! y6 t8 L1 i; ], y7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！  
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...  
8 X9 v2 G; S/ A! \) V! f: N3 X9 b9．WATCH SISTER 表妹  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！
$ K9 h' d/ w9 M( b' u2 E  L   龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足  
. h( ?1 g! ^. ~8 |# O12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过  
9 {# H: q) i. S  }  Y2 s( a3 j15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!  
   小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?  
   小明：I am sorry five!  
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  
   要钱没有，要命一条  
% S# Y) e1 l& q6 Q17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。  
- r  |( P( K/ J! ]9 X18．you have two down son。你有两下儿
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xiaoyue888

笑屎我了

leiszwqz

哈~这样的翻译太闹心了
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