中国式的english

gongyumsde

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿  
! K; h( ?2 ?2 P# p) b2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
) D' A' d+ D! P: Q9 L' F5 _1 \0 m3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！
! S$ ^0 C6 u$ }, `# D   你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝  
6．you me you me 彼此彼此  
) q! R1 `: I9 g7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！  
  n$ R, ?; y: V5 e% S# t. D* u/ r8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...  
6 _* ]- C1 Y8 m- V2 T* D" @/ f2 q: [9．WATCH SISTER 表妹  
! N7 x5 q5 J0 ^! [4 K8 Y10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！
* @6 }" m2 X! Z6 b5 q5 `* }   龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！  
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足  
0 c7 Y5 J' ~- _5 a3 m( D1 u+ S  l12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述  
+ E: e) B9 i; r( f: F13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放  
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过  
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!  
9 d( Q( F6 C( W. w   小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?  
   小明：I am sorry five!  
7 ~. `, n7 I9 t* `16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  
   要钱没有，要命一条  
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。  
18．you have two down son。你有两下儿


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xiaoyue888

笑屎我了

leiszwqz

哈~这样的翻译太闹心了
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