中国式的english

gongyumsde

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿  
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？  
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你  
6 t: p. h6 d& t9 w( P/ }4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！
) R9 I$ r, B$ S- O& {2 s   你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！  
1 J6 B: k9 ~3 T* y6 ]8 j" D5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝  
# Y; `0 Y  ?& S; x; Z6．you me you me 彼此彼此  
8 x  S2 P- k+ Z0 f7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！  
  f1 v- _8 l9 m  B6 O6 d/ {8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...  
+ K. D5 A, K% b+ W) @9．WATCH SISTER 表妹  
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！
% Q6 ?/ F3 I7 m. |   龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！  
$ b( G7 _/ A' O! N% A! D# h4 O11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足  
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述  
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放  
0 q9 r' U) i+ H, E8 r' G1 Z14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过  
8 U5 G) c" y4 k- t15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!  
   小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?  
: ]/ k3 {) X9 P: \. w   小明：I am sorry five!  
+ K( f# [- ^$ P! ~4 `. F16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!  
   要钱没有，要命一条  
. T3 L; K2 m9 s17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。  
/ `" \, W! G% o18．you have two down son。你有两下儿
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leiszwqz

哈~这样的翻译太闹心了
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xiaoyue888

笑屎我了