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<p>This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify. <br/>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! </p><p>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? </p><p><br/>The correct answer is: </p><p><strong>Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. </strong></p><p><strong>This question tested whether you tend to do simple things </strong></p><p><strong>In an overly complicated way. </strong></p><p><br/>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?<br/>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, </p><p> ut in the elephant, </p><p>And close the<br/>Refrigerator?<br/>Wrong Answer.</p><p><strong>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, </strong></p><p><strong> ut in the elephant and close the door. </strong></p><p><strong>This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.</strong>' r7 A" B0 _* N
</p><p><br/>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. </p><p>Which animal does not attend?</p><p><strong>Correct Answer: The Elephant.<br/>The elephant is in the refrigerator. </strong></p><p><strong>You just put him in there. </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>This tested your memory.</strong></p><p><br/>Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, </p><p>You still have one more chance to show your true abilities. </p><p><br/>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage? </p><p><strong>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. </strong></p><p><strong>Have you not been listening? </strong></p><p><strong>All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.</strong>$ x; t4 Z6 V& ~1 [ S
</p><p>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. </p><p></p><p><br/>Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..</p><p> S: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good. <br/></p> |
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